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12 Days of Christmas (my children gave to me)!

Written by on 8th December 2015 Posted in Blog

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A child screaming for a wee

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten parents weeping, nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven bums a-wiping, ten parents weeping, nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve headaches thumping, eleven bums a-wiping, ten parents weeping, nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

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