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12 Days of Christmas (my children gave to me)!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A child screaming for a wee

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten parents weeping, nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven bums a-wiping, ten parents weeping, nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve headaches thumping, eleven bums a-wiping, ten parents weeping, nine Olafs dancing, eight tantrums throwing, seven gins a-pouring, six nits a-laying, five nappy pins, four swear words, three felt tip pens, two snotty kids and a child screaming for a wee

12 Days of Christmas (my children gave to me)! Sleep Nanny Lucy Shrimpton12 Days of Christmas (my children gave to me)! Sleep Nanny Lucy Shrimpton12 Days of Christmas (my children gave to me)! Sleep Nanny Lucy Shrimpton12 Days of Christmas (my children gave to me)! Sleep Nanny Lucy Shrimpton

 

 

 

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